In the middle of writing another blog this idea sprang into my head. What are some things I want to do before I die? I quickly wrote down a list of things that were kind of lofty. You know stuff like, "Finish School" or "Get Married and Have Kids". I felt like I was setting the bar WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to high. So being the little underachiever that I am I have decided to set 5 totally reachable goals. 5) Sleep with an Asian girl. I hear their vaginas are sideways like their eyes. I need to find this out for myself. 4) Eat two garbage plates in one sitting. I have … [Read more...]
The Match.com Files: Date 3- The Asian Persuasion
(Update: For those of you who don't know, date number 2's roommate found my blog, which resulted in date number 2 leaving a comment on said blog. After an hour of back and forth text messaging date number 2 may be dropping a blog on here this week and asking you to vote if I deserve to get a second date with her. ) Date- 3 What did I wear: Jeans, some sort of greenish shirt that I never wear but it was ironed, and a brown pair of shoes Would I screw me? No I didn't even really shave. I was going for a grunge look that failed miserably. Instead of looking like scruffy George Clooney I … [Read more...]
I Bought A Mac Because an Asian Girl Made Me
(Previously posted while I was in grad school.) Yesterday I was sitting in class and I came to the realization that unless I wanted to spend every waking minute of my life in the computer center for my department this semester, I needed to go out and buy a Mac with some design software. Now I am not going to sit here and talk about that I was a PC guy or shit like that because in all honesty nobody cares, and frankly neither do I. I just need something to get my crap done and not have to spend any more time on campus than I need to. I had my heart set on going into the Apple Store and … [Read more...]