In the middle of writing another blog this idea sprang into my head. What are some things I want to do before I die? I quickly wrote down a list of things that were kind of lofty. You know stuff like, "Finish School" or "Get Married and Have Kids". I felt like I was setting the bar WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to high. So being the little underachiever that I am I have decided to set 5 totally reachable goals. 5) Sleep with an Asian girl.   I hear their vaginas are sideways like their eyes. I need to find this out for myself. 4) Eat two garbage plates in one sitting. I have … [Read more...]