Today I am going to tackle a serious topic in my blog. I know it is a bit out of the norm for me to address serious subjects but once in awhile things need to be discussed in an open forum. It's something that is no laughing matter and it a huge choice for men, something we deal with once we hit puberty. Today the discussion topic for my blog is: ball hair. Female pubic hair has been a discussion for years. I believe that argument has been settled with shaved and landing strip being the winning answers. However when dealing with men it never gets discussed, nobody talks about it. Obviously … [Read more...]
Who is the next Internet Icon? Chuck Norris jokes are dead
I'm sick of how the internet has built up Chuck Norris and random other pop culture references without my permission. If you have been surfing around Rick Astley has really been gaining momentum over the last year. Personally I think we need to have a voice and determine the next arcane reference to become hot. Here are some people I would like to put up for your consideration. Sam the Butcher from the Brady Bunch Positives: The Beastie Boys immortalized him with the lyric "like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat", in the song "Shake Your Rump". This … [Read more...]
What I want for my birthday- A complete list that will help the entire world
Yes in two days it is my birthday; a few years ago I released a book on my birthday... Instead of giving you the gift of typos and poor grammar this year I am going to focus on myself and give you a list of what I want for my birthday. However since I am so benevolent I want to compile a list that will truly help the world: 1) Courtney Love to spontaneously combust- I don't know the physics behind it or how it is possible but someone out there smarter than I am will. Maybe you have to give her like thirty alka-seltzers or something. Perhaps mix pop rocks with Pepsi, I don't know … [Read more...]