I've never taken a quiz in Cosmo... well until today. I want to know if "he is only after my bod". Now the thing is I am going to apply these questions to my current girlfriend. So get out your appletinis, throw on some boy shorts, and lets do each other's nails and take this quiz. (that may have been the gayest sentence I have ever typed) Note: Substitute man with woman, I am too lazy to change it Which does your man do more often? Squeeze your tush Give you hugs Well fingering my asshole isn't listed on here. Since that is off the table I am going to go with give me hugs. You … [Read more...]
Cosmopolitan Magazine is For Whores and Idiots
On the front page of yahoo a few days ago was an article by Cosmopolitan Magazine on places for women to meet the right guy. They broke down a few locations as being "hot spots" to grab the man of your dreams. Of course their logic, like always, was totally flawed. I am going to review their locations and give you my opinion because if we have learned one thing over the course of the last four years is that I am always right. Hot Spot: The Apple Store Wow we are starting with an easy one. Unless they are into hot Asian girls that want to sell you a computer then there is no reason for … [Read more...]