To read the first two parts of the series, click here. The green booger girl and I had reached a stage where... wait let me rephrase that. I had reached a stage where I need to start sticking my penis into something. Going home with blue balls from intense make out sessions on the couch for seven months was driving me to the point where I was starting to have wet dreams again. I had enough sperm built up in me to spackle an entire side of a house. (Who says stucco housing isn't in anymore?) With all the rumors about her having a lesbian "friend" and the fact that the little general was … [Read more...]