When I sit back and look at my athletic career I guess I have to take the good with the bad. I was always good enough to make the team and in a few sports I was good enough to be pretty decent in. There were some really great highlights to my athletic career like being moved up to Junior Varsity Soccer in eighth grade or scoring a big goal in Hockey. Of course with the good come the bad and since the good aren't as entertaining as the bad I give to you the lowlights of my athletic career. Basketball: I used to play basketball at my friends house a lot. We would have dunkball … [Read more...]
You Should Probably Be Properly Trained to Touch My Junk
Recently I was hospitalized when I broke my leg playing old man ice hockey. You can see the Zapruder film version of the injury here: IMG_1196.MOV (I’m the dude lying lifelessly in the corner at the end) When I arrived at the emergency room I thought they would just set the leg, throw on a cast, and I would hobble on out early in the morning. Apparently that wasn’t in the cards for me as I received a surgically implanted permanent rod in my leg and a few day stay in the hospital. While in the hospital I got introduced to my personal nemesis…. The catheter. We were formally … [Read more...]