Date- 4- The shit talker
What did I wear: Brown shirt, jeans, black shoes… brown and black do go together with jeans… we don’t need to have that debate in the comments again. (That might be one of the gayest things I have ever written.)
Would I screw me? After a couple of drinks and some dirty talk… possibly
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means me ordering some lame porn off of pay per view and 10 means something involving midgets and a circus seal): 5 (she did have a quote on her profile about Jaeger being an aphrodisiac after all)
Date location: Italian restaurant near my apartment
First impression: She is better looking in person than in her pictures which is usually the opposite so that is a good thing
The date: The date was a good time. We talked shit about the whole match.com experience and shared stories about horrible dates.
I have to say horrible dating experience stories are a good way to go on a first date. As long as they don’t turn into relationship stories, which is the quickest way to ruin a first date. Really is there anything better than ripping on poor socially inept people that you went on a dates with?
Hearing stories with the following lines always make for a good time:
-At first I thought he was gay
-She had a humpback
-Turns out he had been dating someone for like two years and she found me on his Facebook page. we then had a discussion about what went on
-She voted for Bush twice I could no longer take her seriously.
While there we downed two bottles of wine with dinner and went back to my place where we shared stupid things we like on the intertubes. Then we got naked and I donkey punched her. (Ok that isn’t true but it sounds much better than she slept over and nothing happened.)
Results: I used two of her stories on my old blog, she got into a fight with a handful of people, and we scheduled a second date that we never went on. One time because she was sick and overslept… the second time because she flaked. Not a good sign…
What is your favorite subject to talk about on a first date?
