I would like to make this observation as delicately as possible.You know those Coexist bumper stickers that are out there:
The other day I saw someone with a Coexist bumper sticker on a car and something struck me. There are only two types of people with coexist stickers:
1) Dirty Hippie White Guys with Dreads
2) Fat white girls that like black guys
I never see anyone else with these bumper stickers. I’ve never seen an Asian guy or an Irish looking white guy with a big pickup truck with these. Not like these people don’t get behind the idea of what the sticker means but they apparently don’t fall into the key demographic of this sticker which is: to smoke a ton of weed and/or like black cock.
When you think about it further though you can understand why they use this sticker. I mean how else can you advertise that you like either? If you are a weed smoker you really can’t roll around with pot leafs all over your car, well you could but it would draw negative attention. The coexist sticker is the perfect way to get around Johnny Law while advertising your hobby of choice.
As for the whole black cock thing, I mean how can you put that out there in a classy way? (Isn’t it kind of sad that we have to show that we have a racial preference in dating?) While I’ve seen weed stickers I have never seen, “I like big black man meat.” (Actually is there a market for that?) How else can you roll around your neighborhood advertising that? Maybe we could sell bumper stickers that stretch from the license plate to one end of the bumper that says,”Long, strong and down to get the friction on.”
Eh, maybe that isn’t a good idea. The coexist sticker is probably the better way to go.
Has anyone else seen someone with a coexist bumper sticker besides the two groups I talked about?