In the middle of writing another blog this idea sprang into my head. What are some things I want to do before I die? I quickly wrote down a list of things that were kind of lofty. You know stuff like, “Finish School” or “Get Married and Have Kids”.
I felt like I was setting the bar WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to high. So being the little underachiever that I am I have decided to set 5 totally reachable goals.
5) Sleep with an Asian girl.
I hear their vaginas are sideways like their eyes. I need to find this out for myself.
4) Eat two garbage plates in one sitting.
I have only heard stories about people eating two of these. I have never witnessed it and one day I would like to be man enough to do it myself.
3) Autograph a rack.
I don’t know why but I just think it would be mildly entertaining. But then again give me a thing of bubble wrap and I am happy for an hour.
2) Successfully execute the running man when it comes back in style.
No not that Running Man…. The dance. Everything comes back in style and one day the running man will be back in style and I want to do it like nobody else. Now if only I could master the robot too.
1) Single handedly bring skullduggery back into everyday vernacular
skullduggery or skulduggery-noun
dishonest practices: unfair and dishonest practices carried out in a secretive way in order to trick other people
So you must go use skullduggery once today in a sentence. It’s for a good cause. We’re bringing this bitch back in the 06. WORD!
Now I pose the question to you. What is something that you want to accomplish before you die?