It’s been three years and one month since I sold my old blog Pointless Banter off to some random guy that did nothing with it. In that time a lot has happened. I’ve seen shit man. I’ve experienced shit. And I have actually physically shit, by my calculations, over 1,000 times. (The power of math, huzzah!)
I’m not going to walk all over some of the stories I have to share so here is a quick synopsis of the last three years of my life:
Professional: Combined my company with another company, which has grown pretty well. While that was growing I worked inside a startup that is doing phenomenally well, which I have a decent sized stbake in. Plus I have managed to not have a sexual harassment suite brought against me and have not had to have meetings with HR. (Although no pants Friday while working from home is still in full effect, which can make Skype video conversations slightly awkward.)
Physical: I might be in the best shape of my life since my early 20s and have learned the value of eating healthy. I mean that is the only way to balance out any booze ingestion at this age. The hairline however does continue to recede which puts me on a countdown clock to social irrelevance because I will be bald.
Personal: I am a dog owner, the nephew is hurling towards the world of pre teen, and I am actually looking to buy a house. Right now I love where I am living, have a diverse group of friends and am constantly busy with various activities that are all legal. (Although midget baby human trafficking is probably in a slightly grey area.)
Relationships: Relationships have come and gone, I actually lived with someone for awhile, but I am back to being single. Which brings me to why I am writing again.
I have some stories to share about my dating experience so far here in the Pacific Northwest, which I will cover over the next couple of weeks. This will cover such diverse topics as: breast cancer, killing ones best friend, pants shitting, therapists, and repeatedly putting ones foot in their mouth over and over and over and over again.
After that we will dive back into the great dating experiment. I tried this before five years ago in a series called “Looking for Love in All The Wrong Places: A Social Experiment“. Since it is summer blockbuster season this has to be a sequel entitled: The Dating Experiment Part 2: The Electric Boogaloo, actually I don’t know about that title.
How about: The Dating Experiment Part 2: The Search for Someone that will put up with my bullshit and not annoy the piss out of each other? That isn’t very succinct.
Maybe: The Dating Experiment Part 2: I Can’t Fuck Things Up Any Worse Than I Already Have…. That could be a winner.
Do you have any suggestions for the new dating experiment series?