I hate the question, “who would you change places with for one day?” Nobody ever gives a good answer. If you ask a guy 90% of the time you get one of two answers:
1) The President- For some reason people are under the belief that if you are the President for a day you can make an impact. That is just naive. It takes years of ineptitude to really screw things up so I can’t imagine fixing anything would happen overnight.
2) (Insert Hot Chicks Name Here)- Guys always say that they would be some hot girl and then just play with themselves all day. While the concept in general is okay the fact of the matter is that they are going to wake up looking unglamorous and having no idea how in the hell to fix it. So they would spend rest of the day avoiding mirrors and laying on the couch watching TV.
So I decided to write down a list of three people I would change places with for a day with every choice being backed up in solid logic.
Dennis Kucinich- Having the ability to have sex with his hot wife isn’t the only benefit of being Kucinich.
He has seen aliens, tried to impeach Bush, and had a failed Presidential bid that was highlighted by him saying whatever the hell he wanted. For one day I would love to be in Congress with the ability to say the most insane shit and have no repercussions for doing it. I possibly would attempt a filibuster with the goal of asking Henry Waxman to shave is mustache because he looks like a pedophile.
Either of the guys from Mythbusters- I want to be able to go to work and just blow shit up. Sometimes it is just as simple as that.
Ellen DeGeneres- I love the fact that this incredibly bland show host is a lesbian and nobody in Middle America really seems to care. So I would test the boundaries of good taste and do an entire episode dedicated to hard-core lesbian things. A shopping for strap-ons segment would be fun followed by something involving the WNBA. To end the show I would have my girlfriend Portia De Rossi come out and straddle my face on the couch.
Who would you like to change places with for a day?